These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can’t help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.

I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

Poetry.

Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn’t these days.

How to become a hacker

Average Linux user: Hack the white house

Your mom: Install pi-hole

I want to see a live action of this.

Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don’t actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.

I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

I love it.

So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too

A beautiful read. I’ll keep checking my certificate resolutions.

I don’t get what the others are talking about, there is nothing after this, even through scribe or on an archive.org snapshot made recently

Taking him down would put the fear into the rest and, hopefully, get some intel on the other keyholders through the IRC backchannels.