Good faith discussions are a helluva drug.

Yep, I still kick myself for that one every once in a while. But again, I was young, ignorant, and excited to spend birthday money at the mall.

Green jello

About that…

Teenage me actually passed up the opportunity to buy the original CD press before the name change. Why? Because teenage me was 13 and had no idea what he was looking at, so he picked the one that said Jellÿ because that’s what was on MTV.

paints them in a bad light.

So, like… facts?

Was this corporate spokesperson authorized to talk to this outlet about this topic? Just because they’re a spokesperson doesn’t mean they can talk freely.