As someone with misophonia, this is the one augment that will have me standing in line to be among the first to sign up. I would love nothing more than to be able to mute my girlfriend’s annoying birds and their stupid repetitive screaming.

All those features you mentioned, plus the ability to focus my ears on specific sounds while eliminating the rest. Sign me the fuck up.

Lemmy and Imgur

Same. Tried that shit as a teenager and I couldn’t get out of bed for a full 24 hours. Felt like the worst flu of my life. The only thing even close to a “high” was the extreme tunnel vision I got when I tried to stand up. It was so bad that I couldn’t even sit up to watch The Price is Right. Had no choice but to sleep it off.

Scared me away from drugs so badly that I didn’t even try weed or alcohol until I was well into my 20s.

Then you need to rearrange your room better

Yeah seriously; never understood why a certain sector of people obsess over backing up their personal media, when you can literally download a perfect copy straight from the internet with no effort on your part. Especially when it comes to widely-available media like popular Hollywood films or video games that sold well. Just grab a torrent and toss the disc.

I really wish that they would hurry up and do an Oops! All Marshmallows version of Lucky Charms already.

Modern OLEDs have other burn-in prevention features too, like subtle logo dimming and built-in screensavers. They also do what’s called “pixel refreshing” when the panel is turned off. Not quite sure how that works.

Really the only way to get burn-in on a modern OLED is to turn off all the protection features, crank the brightness to near-max (never needs to be done in indoor environments), and leave a static image displaying on the screen for several hours at a time. Dude literally has to be on XVideos all day long, every day, several days in a row, for this to happen.