One time I woke up slamming the mattress with my fist, scaring my then-boyfriend now-husband half to death.

Why are you dreaming about Vaporeon, specifically 🤨

My reoccurring nightmare is trying to speak but my words won’t come out. Feels like my mouth won’t move and my voice chokes up in my throat. I’ve woken up lots of times screaming something because I guess I try and brute force my body into saying what I’m needing to say

This guy gets all his experience with Canadians from the internet