Wasn’t it yesterday there already? I still find the international dateline confusing 🫤 

Well la-de-da… everyone look at me… I know soap isn’t edible.

Well some of us didn’t go to fancy schools… with… food.

That’s basically what my Wera tools from amazon look like! Some asshole was like “Hey China, can I get a full set of impact rated tools with something vaguely germanic stamped on the outside?”

China: “Do you want us to put ‘impact rated’ on the box?”

Asshole: “Nah… that’s going to fuck our profit margin up.”