WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
Jesus, my heart dropped for a second because this legitimately seems like something this admin would/will do.
Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!