• ameancow@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.

    That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.

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      23 hours ago

      I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

      Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies