There are many reasons a person might feel compelled to purchase a Tesla Cybertruck. Most of those reasons are tied to Elon Musk himself. If you like Elon Musk and think he’s a pretty cool du…
"Due to government short staffing, created by the current Trump/Musk administration, we are unable to render assistance since you have a net worth of less than 100 billion dollars. We can however refer you to our private partner “Guard”, Guard - the X in security, can be requested through X following an AI loyalty analysis of your Xeet history.
Once approved for Guard services you can expect one part time Guard to protect your Tesla for two total hours a week."
"Due to government short staffing, created by the current Trump/Musk administration, we are unable to render assistance since you have a net worth of less than 100 billion dollars. We can however refer you to our private partner “Guard”, Guard - the X in security, can be requested through X following an AI loyalty analysis of your Xeet history.
Once approved for Guard services you can expect one part time Guard to protect your Tesla for two total hours a week."