I was gonna make the same joke, but then I finished reading the article:
And in 2019, former Louisiana State University football player Matt Branch publicly discussed how his black labrador retriever stepped on a hunting shotgun that had been placed in the back of a utility terrain vehicle on a hunting trip in Mississippi.
I was gonna make the same joke, but then I finished reading the article:
Damm, hoisted by my own petard.
That’s why I always keep my petard pointing away from me.