If you need to hire a tradesperson, find small companies, folks who work for themselves. We’re WAY cheaper than the shops are and can usually a) make time for you and b) work with you on it all. Plus, we need the money more ;D

For real though, I just bought my first home a couple years back and I get it. There’s a lot I don’t know still. It’ll be alright, just keep an eye out for water damage. And if something starts sparking, cut the breaker off and call someone. Pretty much anything up to that point can be handled with YouTube and Harbor Freight.

Goddamn that’s a great quote

Bikes were and still are a revolutionary technology. There’s a reason suffragettes were often associated with bicycles.

When people say nothing bad happened I’m like “did everyone forget the huge amount of people who died needless deaths?”

I swear we live in different worlds