BougieBirdie

You don’t see too many Payday memes these days, but I’m here for them

Friendly reminder that using bleach to clean cat pee can fucking kill you and your cat

I mean, I’d be kind of surprised if it did kill you, but ammonia and bleach mix to make an extremely toxic gas

Pro tip - when replying to an email, schedule it to be sent at 8pm so they know you’ve got that sigma grindset

If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can’t figure out how to open a PDF, then I’m going to consider that a bullet dodged.

I released a game like three years ago and it’s earned $97 in that time.

I feel your pain

My first “too scary” movie was the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser. For those unfamiliar: not very scary at all, but I was probably eight when I saw it.

My siblings and I would fight over who got to sleep with the cat - in the movie the mummy is scared away by cats. Anybody who owns a cat knows this is a pointless argument, and the cat sleeps with who it wants.