Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now

Doesn’t feel like it…

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.