Captain Poofter

I think language having the ability to say things in various ways is very practical. if you try to read a book written by someone who only says things in one way all the time, it’s probably going to be a dull book.

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you only think they are goofy because they are more common, so you’re used to the terms. How is “murder” of crows any more silly than a “school” of fish?

you’ve never heard flock of geese? herd of cows? school of fish? these are incredibly common.