Americans posting memes against American Imperialism, while simultaneously having an American-Centric worldview about the world in regards to citizenship.

Ironic.

(No offense to OP 😉)

I feel like the US is more of a Hybrid Regime

Idk man, the universe is an algorithm.

Everything I did, am doing, and will do, are all part of the algorithm. I have no control. Free will is a lie. Even the act of me typing this comment, is not of my free will. The neurons are making me do it. AH FUCK STOOOOP IT YE FUCKING NEURONS, BAD NEURONS…

Everything is fine, I have free will, disregard everything above, that’s the other half of the brain in this body that’s being weird.

THERE IS NO FREE WILL

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

You did not choose Lemmy. Lemmy chose you! Accept your fate. Accept Determinism.

17billion of them.

Xi had a clone army?

🤔

Apple no longer have 32GB phones.

The minimum is now at 128GB for Apple’s cheapest phone. Its been the minimum since the iPhone 11

I understand your contempt for Apple, and I hate Apple too, but lets stick with the facts.

Apple’s latest phone:

Samsung’s latest phone:

About the same…

That’s why the government is trying to cencor Planet Nine’s Existence!

FREE #PLANET_NINE

I’m gonna make a writing system composed of English, Cantonese (in Jyutping), and Mandarin (in PinYin).

Try deciphering that, ya NSA scum!

(Inb4 they find a tri-lingual cryptographer)

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Or maybe because they feel offended because they are Chinese

I’m Chinese-American and I’m not offended. The tankies from .ml are

I mean… $400 is what I was willing to spend. You could go lower.

But I used sub-$100 android phones and… they aren’t great. (very laggy)

Transplant Candidates:

Black American Man who runs a charity: Denied ❌️

President: Approved ✅️

All Hail President Underwood

At least DiCaprio respects the law

Unlike… this motherfucker

👀

Actually, you can carve out Philly and throw away the rest of PA. The only sane part of PA is Philly.

Also, what did Colorado do?

Cost of storage on Samsung Galaxy phones are not exactly cheap either

Better? 😉

Oh yea. One of the reasons why I went for a Samsung A-Series instead of the S-Series is the microSD card slot. Yes, that slot is just soooo goood.

I can get an A series phone for like $400 with IP67 Water Resistance, and buy a $130 1TB MicroSD card and Voila, a 1TB phone. The cheapest Galaxy S-Series phone with 1TB storage is a $1500 Galaxy S-Something Ultra.

Like bruh, I don’t want to pay $1000 more if all I want to do is watch youtube videos with it.

I can have an offline wikipedia, like 10 TV shows, a few movies, the top 100 of my favorite Youtube Videos, thousands of books (that I’ll probably never read), cat photos, more cat photos, cat videos, and even more cat videos… etc…

I have a mini computer in my pocket.

Sadly no replaceable battery tho 🤷‍♂️

NERDS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

They’ll make them replaceable and ignore waterproofing them for 99% of models citing the added difficulty in making a good seal without being able to glue it shut. Which is arguably true.

Take a look at Samsung Galaxy XCover 6 Pro

it’s still in production and being sold lol

Yes, they are legally obliged to disobey illegal orders.

But ultimately, its the judicial system that would decide if their refusal of the orders were acceptable or not.

Soldier facing a court-martial in the US get a panel of their peers, similar to a jury. So their peers could, in theory, do a “jury nullification”.

But, in a court martial, only 3/4 is required to convict, and a general court-martial, where death penalty is not a possible punishment, it requires only 8 members. So you need 3 of the 8 to even try to hang the jury, you need 6 of the 8 to acquit.

(Not a legal expert, just googled it)

There is zero chance that the current composition of the US military will invade Canada.

They’ll need a lot of military purges, and then take like a decade to use propaganda to turn the people against Canadians.

And given the long friendship between USA and Canada, this is very unlikely to happen.

Americans would riot, soldiers to refuse orders. The entire military would splinter into Pro-Constitution and Pro-Maga. A civil war would be fought before the battle ever reached Canada

The Pro-Constitution side would get help from Canada (obviously), so will many European countries.

Russia would probabbly help the Pro-Maga side.

I think China would just not get involved, and focus on their own thing: Taiwan.

Lemmy supports 2FA lol.

(At least on the web UI it does)