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“Windows make us go?”

Cuts hole in spaceship; gets vented into vacuum

STOOL

Nearly no one has ever died of a marijuana overdose.

That’s just because the amount needed to OD is extremely large. You’re more likely to die from other reasons consuming enough marijuana to OD from it.

Yes. It’s an iOS client. 😏

It sucked so bad it died once and it’s still a corpo owned platform. IDK why they want to suck twice 🤷🏻‍♂️

I wouldn’t be surprised if the only water Trump drinks came from a toilet, tho.

looks in Task Manager

“What the hell is ‘suspicious.exe?’”

What the heck is that giant vault for if they ain’t got comically large sacks of money and so many coins, they cause an avalanche when opening the door?

Sony vs Bleem!

Nintendo vs Tengen

Nintendo vs Atari

Nintendo vs Galoob

Nintendo vs Blockbuster

Every time I had seen it hit the fp when I still used Reddit, it was because some new ex-military person came out saying they had proof that the US government had aliens and alien craft… Only for it to be a big ol’ fat nothing burger.

“He was a lucky Hobbit’s Foot.”

If {Kolanaki != Employed_Here} then {exit()};

Making myself unfirable. 😎