how hard are new yorker comics even supposed to hit? they’ve always been just gags that make you blow some air through your nose. I didn’t know they’ve gone through some sort of slump…

you must be fun at parties

oh for sure. if I’m gonna sell out humanity, I’m gonna make sure to give you guys the respect you deserve by making sure I’m paid in full.

ngl I’d turn against my fellow man if I, exclusively, was offered a couple mil untaxed income instantly from a billionaire