“We’ll do like the spreadsheet says.” - My manager’s director-level boss, 1994

AI autoresponders are developing into artificial personas that interact with the world on our behalf, which we won’t even pay attention to until the police show up because one of them threatened to assassinate the president or something, and we’ll say, “That wasn’t me,” and they’ll be like yuh-huh it was.

Just 2 more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful 12-slot luxury egg carton is all mine!