I thought you were doing alright!

Well. We had a good run. May your next relationship last a bit longer.

Why chose?
(But go ahead, please.)

Me too! Wanna get married?

I feel the time to come clean has come.
I never really paid attention to that meme, and… I think I always thought it was from The Princess Bride.

Glad that you asked! I weave rag rugs from dead clothing and sheets. It goes Sheet > Rag for spills > Cleaning rag > Teared into strips for weaving. When I have a full bag, I weave a new rug, having fun with the colors on hand. I get 60cm*1m absorbent rugs for the bathroom or the mudroom. Some are so cute my kid preempts them for her bedroom. They’re resistant, thick, easy to wash, easy to discard when they get ratty.

We’re in France.

He got the maximum sentence.