Deuterium is heavy water. Tritium is morbidly obese water

“solar energy,” and “geothermal,” as well as “nuclear energy” are all banned.

From now on they are to be referred to as “sun coal” “volcanic coal” and “atom coal”

You can have a little patriarchy on the full moon, as a treat

I mean statistically women outnumber men. So if we’re hiring men we are hiring from a minority pool and it’s statistically unlikely we are getting the best people for the job. Men are DEI hires