“Gas is too high! Why doesn’t the President just pull the lever to make them not high?!”

Biden releases strategic reserves to lower prices.

“Ye-- Ye-- Well, the price of eggs is too fucking high. Pull that lever! I dare you!”

Hm, we don’t have a strategic egg supply to make simple people happy. This will be a challenge…

Trump claims he’ll lower it by getting elected. How? Who the fuck knows and no one cares.

“Why aren’t the prices lower yet?!”

Well, gosh, it couldn’t have to do with a complex system where there aren’t magic levers one just pulls to make things happen… Guess it’s Trump’s fault. What’s good for the goose (Biden) is good for the gander (Trump), after all.

“The prices need to be this high!” /insert picture of sieg heil/

Petah says, “Unlike a carnival ride, ‘this high’ is literally over one’s head. As in, we’re in over our heads.”