It would probably help to define the terms you’re using, as there are many ways to interpret “big place”, “small place”, “many people”, etc.

I don’t even know if your starting point is accurate.

About damn time.

Ok, Dr. Evil!

You’re not wrong!

I’m a fan of the martini - when I’m in the mood to drink. But make it gin, a good one like Boodles or some of the new stuff with citrus notes.

Another good shower thought today!

Finally, a real shower thought!

I don’t think Rosie released the blood herself, the idiot did it to himself on the glass he broke.

Still, good job Rosie, for scaring the blood out of the asswipe.

Also, that’s artery-volume blood.

Ah hell, I don’t know anything about it, but figured I’d go ahead and download it to watch later.

Check out the apps Hermit and Native Alpha. They make web pages run like an app. I’ve only run into a couple sites where they don’t work right.

I vaguely recall a recent-ish article that an average web page is 30mb. That’s right, thirty megabytes.

It’s amazing how much faster web browsing becomes when I run PiHole and block most of it.

Suddenly the TV is pretty snappy, and all browsers feel so much smoother.

Unhenged?

Time to file the divorce papers.

Wtf?

It’s Jason. If they wanted it pronounced that way, they should’ve spelled it differently…

Like GIF

Sorry, no, at least one could argue GIF. JSON is a single freakin’ vowel short of a common male name.

Morons.

Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.

I feel like this would do better in Dad Jokes