Boomer Humor Doomergod

It’s one of my favorites, but I’m a big fan of Moist so I’m a little biased

So the last three or four times he just did it for funsies?

The fact that he’s been able to do that despite acting and speaking like someone with significant TBI is a testament to how anyone can be made president.

(But on no account be allowed to do the job.)

Dude bankrupted a casino. He’s a fucking idiot.

Anyone else remember when Phil Schiller bored the Macworld expo to death explaining why RISC was better than CISC?

I didn’t either! You may also be interested to know that The Glooper is also real. Someone made a water computer to simulate the English economy!

Good. Yell at them, too

Holdfinger

The Aquarats

Peeper

Rad Manners

The Skitalites

Toots & The Maytags

The Roasters

Wishbone

Stankin’ Pickle

The Stackers

How about some ladybugs?

I chose a major I loved and that has good paying jobs but now I sort of hate it

Boring yet competent people don’t get elected in a country with mass media. They just don’t get coverage, so people don’t know they’re there.

As example, look at the first televised presidential debate between Kennedy and Nixon. Kennedy was young and inexperienced, but let them put makeup on him for the debate. Nixon had more experience but looked like a sweaty mess on TV. This helped Kennedy a lot.

Feel Big Fish

Less Than Cake

We would have stopped them but the planning meeting was at 9am.

I’d be far more interested in learning more about the other folks on the Macintosh team. They’re an amazing group of people who put a lot of care into something they believed in, Steve Jobs notwithstanding. What they did with what they had was amazing, and the fact that they got lost in Jobs’ spotlight is tragic.

My only regret is that we didn’t have another assault with a cane on the floor of the House.

Al should beat his ass next time.

Religious folk loves them a golden calf

If you assume American voters are rational and educated then, yes, it should be enough.

But you know what they say about making assumptions: It makes an ass out of U and gets a fascist elected.

If the new government is anything like new cars then every basic function will be behind a laggy touch screen and the government will track our every movement and sell it to insurance companies.

Clearly it isn’t enough, because they lost to him twice.