The Dark Lord ☑️

Yup. I’ve heard many, (like the tri-colour toothpaste) and at one point I learned all the ways they were heresy.

I’m going to use that logic toward everything in my life now. Why are you spending your money on a big tv instead of investing it? That makes no sense! Exactly. That’s how you know my logic is divine.

Even this would be considered heresy by the Church. The idea of the Trinity is that all 3 can exist at the same time, but they’re still the same person. Not just masks, but 3 literally different people, but also the same person.

Next you’re going to tell me that these for-profit prisons lobby the government for harsher prison sentences for things like cannabis possession.