Well, he just needs to get them to accidentally add his spy to their group chat. How hard can it be?

Killing Flash was worth it, but couldn’t we have avoided its reign of tyranny if we’d just stuck with Java applets in the first place…?

Okay, I’m not a fan of this either but let’s not get too worried about this. Everyone’s known Ubuntu is a joke for a long time and they don’t really have much influence on even several of their downstreams, let alone the rest of the ecosystem.