You do not come across as clever as you think that you are when your central point is that you personally are not capable of understanding code written in a different programming language.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

- Bjarne Stroustrup

I for one appreciate it when the AI let us know up front that we are conversing with a machine.

Clarification: it is actually The Ten MM Socket.

(In Middle Earth they do not exactly have machine shops, so they were only able to make one of them.)

Oh, so the picture is showing that One Ring! Makes sense now.

The first law has always pissed me off: why are you wasting that elderly scientist’s time when you already know in advance what answer you want to hear and will only accept that response as being true?

My services are so small that it is impossible to know just how fast they are running!