I showed cunk to a girl I was dating, she didn’t get that it was satire 😭

Which one of you nerds is gonna start nursinghomehookups.com cause I’ll throw you like 5 bucks

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“Why do we send all these people food”

So they don’t have to eat fucking bats with covid-9000

I love this, my quick stop guy smiles whenever I walk in, but he doesn’t speak much English. I’d love to get him pistachios