Save us Abobo!

Yeah, let’s have the blackbox next word guessing machine making decisions, why not?

Yeah, but how long do you have to dampen your crack in order to feel the equivalent clean of two dry wipes?

I get that’s the principle, but how long are you supposed to spray for? How much pressure? Is there a trick to it? In my own limited experience, it doesn’t actually do much more than dampen the poo.

Okay Team Bidet, how are they actually supposed work?