I didn’t even ask to be born, much less take a job with a UHC health plan

What?

And no spherical cows either??

I pulled on a str and unraveled my C socks!

As is usually the case, the left is very horny

I fuckin love Notepad. No decorations, no flourish, just me and my raw thoughts

“We need a design that obscures ketchup, vomit, and shit stains”

“Absolutely on it, sir”