It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*

*Or not.

Both awful choices none of the astronauts should have to deal with.

To be fairer with the initial faulty ship, I’d say the difference in weight might have changed the odds of success.

Man, I’d sure hate to be in those two stranded astronauts’ shoes!

Do you even need to ask? It’s in the name, ID every1!

I believe someone complained recently that there is one.

“Do not confront the people doing bad things” is a very shitty advice.