monovergent 🛠️

Volume control for the ears, with equalizer, decibel normalizer, and active noise cancelling.

Fancy skin wishlist:

• No drying and flaking
• No sweaty palms
• No hangnails
• Impenetrable by mosquitos
• Immunity to paper cuts

Bugs, pests, and animals, at least where I live. Unless you build a green house, clear the yard of all other foliage, or somehow fortify your garden, only produce with natural defenses like peppers will make it to harvest. However, I am jealous of my friends on the west coast, who don’t really have to worry about bugs or other critters eating from their fruit trees just passively growing in their yard.