im sorry i broke the code

That’s like an internet rule

Oh boys, there are too many. The most recent is the iPad though

Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso

Well this happened a month ago, the situation is still uncertain but I’m in a better situation than my coworkers. If I had bought a house I would be fucked though

Well I also impulsively got a cat and he is awesome, albeit a pooper

A car. I was planning to buy a house but my old car annoyed me so much I bought a new one on the next day. Two weeks after, my team lead let me know that I was lucky I didn’t buy a house since the company was going under

Just a local ripoff. I personally drink blues zero, it tastes the same as Coca Cola zero