Hue bulbs are just zigbee. You can get an offline zigbee hub, plug it into Home Assistant, and control it without needing the Hue hub anymore. Then just keep using your existing bulbs and buy generic zigbee ones as needed to replace when they fail.

Ctrl + Win + Alt + V works everywhere I’ve tried it.

“just don’t use the internet” is not the hot take I was expecting

You’re right. It’s better to just not use a password manager and use the same password on every site you go to.

/s if that’s not obvious

There are password managers you can self host. Bitwarden being one of them. Secure it as much as you want and keep off-site encrypted backups if you’re worried about a single point of failure.

Why is your Roku TV even on the Wi-Fi if you just block its internet?