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Cake day: January 9th, 2024

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  • This product is called ‘paper bottle’ to make it easier to explain the role of paper labels wrapping outside of the bottle," a spokesperson for Innisfree said.

    “However we understand that the entire container can be seen as paper material because of the product name. We are deeply sorry for the confusion caused and will try to deliver more accurate information to you.”


  • Generally each step morphs slightly:

    1. my boss told me to!
    2. I told them to do it safely! (The thing that can’t be done safely)
    3. I told them to solve the problem! (The problem caused by corporate policy)
    4. I told them to meet the quarterly goals! (Goals that are only possible by breaking laws and or official policy)
    5. I set the competitive strategy! I have a fiduciary duty to shareholders! (I’m morally justified in only prioritizing profits)
    6. … profit