Ginny [they/she]

Wilhoit’s law.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

What’s poor old Luxembourg ever done to offend you so?

Not necessarily. https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/attender

In fairness, the Church of England is hardly in the top tier of most horrible variants of Christianity.

Unless the religion OP was talking about was the England football team, in which case, yes.