In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.

Likewise horse foals are born with a gross soft covering on their hooves to protect the mother.

Oh no. Not again.

I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

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My favorite is Incel Camino.

As an Oregonian no they cannot. I will not lose some of the most beautiful parts of my state to those scumbags. Greater Idaho will happen over my fucking corpse. I can’t fight for every part of the country but that is literally the hill I will die on if it comes to it.

I am a winemaker in the Pacific Northwest. I sample wines a lot throughout the day but mostly I spit, I still catch a bit of a buzz sometimes though. Sometimes during harvest when we’re working long days outside I’ll have a beer or two. We celebrate the start and end of harvest with champagne. When I work wine tasting events I look forward to trying wines from other local wineries, I usually have a fair number of tastes throughout the event. I think I actually drink more at work than I do at home.

Also the third of September is a day I’ll always remember, cause that was the day my daddy died.

My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.