I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.
Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service…so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.
In Russian army, rock shoots you.
I wonder what country this is that has conscription, speaks English and uses meters.
It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn’t narrow it down much.
Yes that’s why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.
Generals totally watch new recruits shoot for the first time.
And completely neglects the chain of command to directly berate a drill sergeant. That’s like the CEO of McDonald’s going to a franchise to berate the guy making fries.
And the recruits shoot for their first time at 300 meters.