InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoJohn 14:6lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·2 days agoYou must feel Jesus enter you.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoHey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 day agoSanta only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNo, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoAnyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
You must feel Jesus enter you.
I’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
Hey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
Santa only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
No, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
Anyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
Another soul saved!