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I feel kinda terrible that this was my first out-loud laugh of the day. I’m even chuckling writing this.
Because you aren’t trying hard enough. There’s 12 in the pack for a reason.
Do better.
I’ve always complained that these packs don’t come is Baker’s dozens.
You’re supposed to deep throat the rest
The other 5 are for snacking.
The first 7 are also for snacking
Because you are supposed to find 11 friends that can also stuff 7 sausages in their buttholes. Then you buy 7 packs of sausage and divide them equally among the 12 of you, with no waste.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…
Skill issue
Rookie numbers
What is life without a bit of ambition?
