• kabi@lemm.ee
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    18 hours ago

    Same except the exact opposite of this where all I want is to go to a store and leave a wad of cash there in exchange for stuff. No registration. No order notifications. No newsletter. No tracking. No hoping the delivery driver forgets to crush my package. Simply, money exchanged for goods and services.

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      17 hours ago

      Sorry sir we can’t accept cash unless you have an account on file, may i get your address, phone number, email, occupation, social security number, mothers maiden name, and an emergency contact? You’ll have to sign our terms and conditions to make an account. We also need 2 credit cards on file in case the cash turns out to be counterfit. Please read our newsletter and fill out the survey for a a chance to win a $5 gift voucher valid until the end of the month.

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        8 hours ago

        I once made a cashiers head nearly explode by refusing to give her a phone number over the counter to pay cash for a shirt.

        “But I need it!”

        “No, you really dont.”

        “The system wont allow the sale without it”

        “So enter a bunch of random numbers, I dont care”

        “I cant do that”

        “Why?”

        “Because then some random person will get texts from us.”

        “Ok”

        “So can I just…”

        “Nope. I exchange money for shirt, thats how this works.”

        “Ummmmmm” Smoke starts pouring from ears

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    19 hours ago

    Could just like, ya know, stop consuming so much bs. If it’s something you cba to go get yourself, you don’t need it that bad.

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          8 hours ago

          How dare anyone use modern inventions to make their lives simpler!

          I don’t get what your issue is, man. It’s a self-aware meme about not wanting to mildly inconvenience yourself, when the previous alternative was to greatly inconvenience yourself. I don’t think anyone came here for advice on where and how they should spend their money.

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            9 minutes ago

            People get real defensive when you suggest they slow down their consumption. Addicts lash out when they need their fix.