Sell/short $TSLA while it’s still legal.
It’s back up the last 2 days. Looking likely to be back up tomorrow, too.
Guess we’ll see if sanity returns.
Shorts are always risky especially and there’s a chance that Trump mandates everyone buy a Tesla tomorrow or some bullahit but, and this is not financial advice, it seems like a crazy time to try and hold Tesla stock.
More likely is Congress authorizing another TARP program for Tesla.
Any one who are reckless enough to take financial advice from fedi are already billionaires.
I shorted tesla today about 1030am. Wheere do i get my billions please
Exploit the shit out of that causality.
Are there any apes on Lemmy?
10/10. No notes.
Words have no meaning with these types…
2022 Republicans: We are domestic terrorists.
2025 Republicans: You are domestic terrorists.
When cybertrucks are safer the kids in school. Welcome to MAGA World.
Well, good thing His Orangeness reopened Gitmo. How convenient with the upcoming influx of terrorists to disappear.
Gitmo was closed? I thought they were only expanding what was already there and in use.
It wasn’t closed but it was left in a state that wouldn’t allow it to detain tens of thousands of
illegalimmigrants and otherterroristdissenters without due process.Well it isn’t big enough to hold tens of thousands of people there, which I guess means anyone sent there will be
disappearedprocessed for deportation faster to make room.
Not a car accident, it’s Terrorism.
